Comedians

John Crist shared his hilarious take on the neighborhood on the Fourth of July. The popular funnyman shared how Independence Day can often lead to tension and anger between neighbors. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John share how some neighbors can get a little hot around the collar on July Fourth, and how he chooses to get involved in those disputes.

The United States of America is a place where people are free to live their lives as they see fit. Citizens are basically able to do as they please, of course, within reason and inside the boundaries of the law. This freedom extends to every American and runs from sea to shining sea. That is certainly something worth celebrating.

As everyone knows, our nation’s birthday is celebrated in early July. Most people choose to loudly recognize and celebrate the Fourth of July, typically by getting together and setting off fireworks. While you and I may be fans of these fireworks displays and shows, not everyone is, particularly our four-legged, furry friends. Animals generally do not like loud, booming sounds. It scares them, which every pet owner knows well.

In a clip posted on YouTube, John shared how neighbors on and around the Fourth of July can get a little testy with one another online. These heated exchanges concern animals and fireworks, John shares. Hilariously, he shares he loves to sit back and watch the back-and-forth, and will even, on occasion, get involved.

“Dude, somebody said, ‘Our dogs, no fireworks ‘cause our dogs are scared of loud noises,’” he recalled. “Somebody logged on 14 seconds later, and said, ‘Good thing our troops weren’t scared of loud noises when they were fighting for your freedom.’”

Later in the clip, he mentioned that someone even posted a follow-up on July 5, informing people in the neighborhood how to conduct themselves the day after our nation’s birthday.

“Somebody posted a meme on July 5th, true story, and said, ‘Keep your animals and children quiet, some of us have been up all night shooting off fireworks,’” he added.

1 Peter 2:16 “As those who are free, not using your free position as a cover for wrongdoing, but living as the servants of God.”

John Crist’s hilarious complaints about everyday life are way too accurate. The popular, hysterical comedian mentioned some common situations that are maddeningly annoying. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear which common, everyday situations John has voiced his grievances about.

No one’s life is perfect. Even when someone’s life and situation may appear to be ideal and perfect, that is not the case. The fact is, we all live in a fallen, imperfect world where nothing is perfect, and our everyday lives are no exception. Most people have something they are silently going through, even when everything else may seem fine. Remember, looks are often deceiving.  

Even if for the time being, things are going well and everything's looking up, we all still have those small, familiar, everyday annoyances, inconveniences and disturbances. Everyone has something that gets on their nerves and just grinds their gears, annoying them to no end. Likely, if asked, we could all easily rattle off a handful of things immediately that we find extremely bothersome and irritating.

In a clip posted on YouTube, John Crist points out several things that rub him the wrong way. Many of them may irritate you as well, but without a doubt, we have all experienced and gone through everything that he mentions and can easily relate to.

“No one likes to leave because everything outside is terrible,” he said. “First of all, let me just say, when you get to the front of the line at a McDonald’s, can you just be ready to order, please? Just be ready to order. These people look like they just stepped through the closet at Narnia.”

Later in the clip, he points out how maddening and frustrating those credit card machines at just about every location can be, and how they never seem to work properly. It really shouldn’t take four or five attempts to get them to read our credit cards, right?

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

John Crist would like an explanation for these Waffle Houses. The popular funnyman came across a strange sight and has requested that someone, anyone, give him an answer as to why this has happened. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see the odd situation John came across and why it most certainly demands an explanation.

In the United States of America, anyone is free to open and start a business and sell anything, of course, within reason. If the entrepreneur has the funds necessary and can wade through and navigate the mountains of red tape, they can open up shop and get started as soon as possible. This ability to open up a business is just one of the many great things about the United States.

However, when one is looking to start a small business, it’s best to be smart and strategic about it. Opening a business is an expensive and time-consuming endeavor, so using those two very limited resources in the best possible ways is crucial and will go a long way toward determining whether the business is successful or not.

Another thing to consider when opening a business is location. Where is it going to be, and will other similar businesses be around that spot? In a clip posted on YouTube, John was in Georgia when he came across a Waffle House, make that two Waffle Houses, literally feet from one another.

In life, you’ll come across and experience some rather strange things, but seeing two Waffle Houses that close to one another is one of the weirdest, for sure. Why would any company, let alone a national chain, ever do that? They are simply competing against themselves.

Either way, it makes an extremely odd sight and will make for a good story to tell later – one that most people aren’t likely to believe.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

A comedian said his mom thought he wouldn’t catch on, but she was wrong. The funnyman, Preacher Lawson, mentioned that his mother figured he would not get what she was doing, thinking he was a little dense. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Preacher’s mother did and how she was very, very wrong with her assumption.

Everyone is blessed with different gifts and talents. Those sets of skills and interests are unique to each person, as they are intended for a specific purpose and reason. What those reasons and purposes are is up to us to find out and then use them accordingly.

Of course, this means that not everyone will have the same skills and talents. Someone who is a strong public speaker may not be great at working with their hands. Likewise, an individual who can fix anything might be lacking when it comes to painting or creating other works of art. We are all different, and this is certainly evident when it comes to our specific talents and skills.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Preacher mentioned that his mother believed he was not blessed with an abundance of intelligence. In fact, as he put it, she thought he was the “dumb one in the family.” She actually started spelling, hoping he wouldn’t notice what she was doing. Well, she was wrong, and he did pick up on what she was attempting to do.

Hilariously, as Preacher points out, his mother may have inadvertently pointed out who was actually “the dumb one in the family.”

“She thought I was so dumb, she could spell my name in front of me when I was 8, and I wouldn’t know, in front of my brother, who’s dumb, right?” he said. “She said, ‘Keep it a secret, Justin. Do not tell P-R-E-A-C-H-E-R.’ And I’m sitting there, like, ‘P, that’s me.’”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Jonnie W. remembered his first car and all of its charm. The popular comedian shared a little bit about his first set of wheels and some of the vehicle’s unique features. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jonnie’s first car was and the things that made it still so memorable all these years later.

Getting a driver’s license is a big step in every person’s life. Becoming a licensed driver is something every teenager looks forward to with much anticipation and excitement. It’s a symbol of maturity and freedom: with that license, we can go anywhere and everywhere whenever we want. No longer do we have to wait on someone else to drive us here or there.

However, as you likely already know, just being legally licensed to drive in your state is only half the equation. That person, who has acquired a license from their state, still needs a vehicle. Those, as you likely know as well, can be hard to come by, especially for a teenager with limited funds.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie explained why he still remembers the first car he ever had, and what made it so memorable and unique. What he says about his car might even sound familiar to your first set of wheels, too.

“My first car was a 1973 Buick Electra,” he said. “Yeah, mint green. This wasn’t the 70s, y’all, either. It was the 90s, not cool. Big old fins on it. We called it ‘The Ark’ because you could fit two of every living thing in it. A massive car.”

Later in the clip, he mentioned that the car’s dashboard would frequently light up, indicating a problem with his vehicle, but he came up with a hysterical solution.

“I was like, ‘I could never afford to get all this stuff fixed,’” he added. “So, I just got some black tape, covered up them lights.”

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Zoltan Kaszas has identified one issue that unites Americans everywhere. The popular comedian believes he has found the one thing that will have every American in total and complete agreement. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what that issue is and how he believes the agreement on this topic is unique to Americans.

We live in incredibly divisive and polarizing times. Getting Americans to reach a consensus on anything is nearly impossible. If you, for some reason, dispute this statement, you can see this polarization and division almost in real time. Head over to basically any popular social media platform, and within minutes, you’ll witness users discussing hot-button political issues. Within the first 10 comments, people will have started arguing, calling each other names and just generally being awful to one another.

Additionally, most Americans cannot even agree on basic facts or even what constitutes a fact. After checking with their preferred 24-hour “news” channel, they will spout whatever they just heard, believing that to be the gospel truth. This division runs deep in the country. If someone said, "Puppies are the best,” without a doubt, someone would profanely respond that they are incorrect because kittens are so much better.

However, in a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan has found what he believes is the one thing every American agrees on: air conditioning, and he is likely correct. Americans love comfort, and that is precisely what air conditioning is intended to provide.

“There’s still universal principles that connect us as Americans,” he said. “It’s just hard to think of sometimes, that’s all. But I thought of it, and I got it: air conditioning.”

Later in the clip, he mentioned that this comfort brings everyone together, regardless of what may divide us. He also talked about his experience in Europe and how Americans have a special connection to air conditioning that many Europeans do not.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Jonnie W.’s unconventional marriage advice has everyone laughing. The popular funnyman suggests that married couples in the church should do this one thing. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what he says couples should do and why.

Marriage is not a cakewalk, and that’s a statement that will, without a doubt, be backed by every married person. Sure, in every marriage, there will be happy, joyous occasions, reasons that are definitely worth celebrating and commemorating. But, as with everything else in life, the good also comes with the bad. There will be rough times in a marriage. Heated arguments and disagreements will happen, and there will be nights spent on the couch (husbands know this all too well), guarantee it.

Because marriage and life in general can become difficult and challenging at times, it’s always a good idea to add some laughter whenever possible. Who doesn’t want more reasons to laugh and smile? That laugh, whatever it may be, can, and likely will, change your entire day. So, look for reasons and occasions to laugh.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie gave married couples in the church who have been married for quite some time a place to find a little laughter. He says it can be easily found at church.

“When you’re married as long as I have, you need to find a newlywed couple in your church and then befriend them because they are hilarious,” he said.

Later in the video, he gives a specific example of doing exactly this in his life. The couple, as he mentions, is in his life group.

“There’s a newlywed couple in our life group, and they say stupid stuff all the time,” he added. “They’re like, ‘We knew we were meant to be together because he finishes my sentences.”

Jonnie adds that his wife later told him the couple will not always have the same perspective on finishing each other’s thoughts and sentences.

Genesis 2:24 “For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.”

How do you fire someone in a Christian way? This hysterical John Crist skit has the answer. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how John and his fellow church employee try to figure out the best, most loving way to let someone go in this sidesplitting skit.

Unfortunately, not everything in life will be fun, full of laughs, and an occasion to celebrate. In fact, there will be several instances that you’d rather forget entirely – ones that cause pain, hurt and heartache. One of those agonizing, gut-wrenching experiences is losing a job. No matter the circumstances, that will always sting, and not just for the person being let go.

Much like being fired, having to inform someone that they are being let go isn’t fun or enjoyable in the slightest. That will always be a difficult conversation to have, and it will be incredibly awkward, and that goes for any and every workplace, regardless of the field. Now, how would that look and feel if someone were being fired from a church? How would that be handled? How do you fire someone in the most loving, gentle and Christian way possible?

In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as the pastor of a church, has to fire someone, specifically the IT guy. However, before he goes through with the firing and calls the employee in to let him know of the unfortunate news, he calls in a fellow church employee to help him wordsmith it.

They hilariously go back and forth, sharing and stating the phrases and words John should use when he breaks the news. Both want to do it as kindly as possible. What happens, as they go back and forth, is absolutely hysterical.

This skit had to have taken several hundred takes to film because it would have been impossible to go without laughing. The back-and-forth, their lightning-fast and witty responses, will have you laughing long after this clip ends.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Dustin Nickerson’s bit on age and finances is comedy gold. The popular funnyman shares what he’s learned and experienced in terms of age, clothing and money. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin has to say about money, aging, and clothes.

Money is, without a doubt, a necessity, and that’s a statement that no one can argue with or against. It’s absolutely needed in order to survive in this world, and anyone who thinks or says otherwise is incredibly naïve.

Additionally, money often makes people uncomfortable whenever it comes up during a discussion. Why? Many people have a nasty habit of making people who don’t make this or that amount of money feel as if they are less than. People always equate money with status, class, intelligence and a whole host of other things that may or may not be correct.

One way people like to show off their wealth is through their clothing. If they are wearing an item from this designer or that line, well, then they must have money. On the other hand, those who are wearing old, ratty and worn clothes must be struggling financially. In both instances, people are judging others simply by their looks, something superficial and meaningless. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin explains how he has experienced this.

“They will worry about you,” he said. “Like, I love to thrift shop, love it so much. It’s my favorite thing to do. And in your 20s, people are like, ‘Oh, that’s cool. Dustin’s thirty, and kind of an eccentric.’”

He goes on to explain how other people change how they respond to you about your clothes when you get older, specifically when you reach your 30s, and are wearing similar clothes.

“And then in your 30s, they’re like, ‘Dustin lost his job, alright. We got to put him on a prayer list, alright,’” he added.

1 Timothy 6:10 “For the love of money is the root of all evil: and some whose hearts were fixed on it have been turned away from the faith, and been wounded with unnumbered arrows.”

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes has a test to determine if you had an ugly baby. It’s unclear whether her test is 100 percent effective and foolproof, but the popular comedian will have you laughing hysterically regardless. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about her test to determine whether you had an ugly baby or not.

Babies are literal gifts from the good Lord, and they should be treated as such. There is arguably no greater blessing anyone can experience on Earth than becoming and being a parent. Of course, all parents would agree with that statement, not wanting to trade a moment with their little one for anything in the world.

Additionally, it’s also likely that most, if not every, parent believes that they’ve been blessed with the most beautiful baby imaginable. Parents, though, tend to be a bit biased, and not every child is going to be the most beautiful one in the world. In fact, according to Anjelah, some babies can even be quite ugly.

Now, at this point, you’re probably wondering whether your baby was ugly or not. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah shares her method for determining whether others think your baby is ugly or not.

“There’s an ugly baby test,” Anjelah informed the audience. “Did you know that? Yeah, this is how you take the test. Think back to when your baby was a baby. If you showed a picture of your baby to someone and they said, ‘Oh.’ And that’s it, they didn’t string together one sentence: ‘She’s so pretty,’ ‘He’s so cute.’ You left them speechless. That was an ugly baby.’”

There are still more ways to determine if your baby was what others considered ugly.

“If you showed your picture to someone and they gave you one of these: ‘Look at her,’” she added. “They didn’t tell you what they thought. They told you what they were doing. They were looking at her.”

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes’ reaction to a massive spider is hilarious. The popular comedian had an understandable and hysterical response when she spotted a huge arachnid. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear how Anjelah reacted when she came across the spider in her house.

It goes without saying that everyone has something they are afraid of, even if they refuse to admit it. While we may not like it, those fears, whatever they may be, are simply a part of being a human. So, it would make no sense for someone to claim not to be afraid of anything. I mean, no one even slightly believes the person who says this.

Sure, fear keeps us from doing and experiencing certain things in life, but they also keep us safe in many situations. For instance, the fight-or-flight response is very real and likely one we’ve experienced many times before. Anyone who doesn’t immediately run in the opposite direction when coming across a rattlesnake or something similar leaves themselves open to suffering a pretty horrific injury. We react without even thinking.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah shared how she came across a rather frightening scene in her home. She spotted a large spider and, for some reason, didn’t immediately run in the opposite direction (like I would have), but stayed to investigate the situation.

“There was a spider in my shower,” she said. “Now, this spider was so big, I thought I was interrupting him.”

Even though most people would have attempted to get rid of the spider by quickly smashing it, Anjelah could not bring herself to do that in this instance.

“If I ever have to kill a spider that big, I am morally conflicted,” she added. “Because at that point, that’s a pet. Put a collar on that thing, that’s Bubba. Bubba had plans that day. He was just getting started. He’s in the shower.”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Michael Jr. shared the one joke that he’d like to tell Jesus when he gets to heaven, and it’s hilarious. The popular comedian will have you cracking up with the joke he is looking forward to telling Jesus Christ. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the joke that will have you rolling with laughter.

Understandably, being funny is a requirement to being a stand-up comedian. That shouldn’t be much of a surprise, right? It’s essentially the entire job description for a stand-up comic. I mean, a comic’s purpose is to entertain their audience by telling jokes, and by doing that, hopefully, the people looking on laugh, at least a little bit, anyway.

While being funny is incredibly important and absolutely crucial to a comic’s success, it also helps to understand comedic timing, but even more than that, a stand-up comic who is quick on their feet will be much more successful than one who is not. Comedians must be able to respond instantly with much wit and humor, coming up with hilarity right off the top of their heads.

Michael has shown time and again how good he is on his feet, coming up with hysterical jokes and witty responses on the spot. In a clip posted on YouTube, Michael responded to an audience member’s unexpected, but incredibly interesting question in a way that had the entire audience rolling with laughter.

“What’s the first joke you’re going to tell Jesus when you get to heaven?” the woman asked Michael.

“That’s good, that’s good,” he said. “So, what I’ll probably, here’s what I’ll probably say to Him, ‘Hey, ah, You already know that one, don’t You?’”

While his answer to that question is laugh-out-loud funny, what he says after the woman tells him that she is a full-time stay-at-home mom in the opening moments of the clip is equally as funny.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

How one orders a pizza has changed a lot since the 90s, and you’ll be cracking up. The process of requesting a delicious pizza pie has undergone a dramatic shift over the last couple of decades, that is for sure. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see just how much things have changed when doing something as simple and mundane as a pizza.

Technology is constantly undergoing changes. Nearly every single day, your iPhone alerts you about an update for this or that app. Or it’s Apple telling you there's a software update available for your phone and Mac. That familiar message continues by stating that your devices will be updated at night, or you can install those updates now if you’d like.

Those advancements are just what happens from one day to the next. Think about how much things have changed over the last 10, 20 and even 30 years. iPhones, iPads, tablets and gaming devices like the Nintendo Switch weren’t a thing 20 years ago. Yes, as crazy as it sounds, people once used a phone connected to the wall to talk to someone on the other end. Sounds absurd, almost prehistoric, doesn’t it?

Well, as it turns out, technological advancements don’t always mean improvements. In fact, sometimes they make simple things much more difficult, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously points out.

The video begins with a woman sporting a questionable haircut flipping through a phone book until she lands on the correct number. She then places a call, talks to an actual human being, and places her order. She figures out the exact amount, mentions she wants her pizza delivered and gives less-than-specific directions to her house.

Flash forward to someone trying to place a pizza order on an app today, and her efforts are obstructed at every step. She quickly becomes frustrated, clearly showing that not all technological advancements are created equal.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Jon Crist gave a hilarious lesson on how to pray before eating. The popular funnyman attempted to show someone the “accepted” and “proper” way to pray prior to enjoying a meal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how quickly Jon’s lesson goes off the rails in the most hilarious way possible.

Reading and studying the Bible is an important and necessary thing for all Christians. It’s an activity that should be a regular task, a habit that those who profess to follow Christ should be engaged in daily. How else do you learn more, become more educated and knowledgeable about a subject than by reading and studying?

However, in addition to reading the Bible, the one and only thing more important than reading and getting into His word is prayer. Prayer, like reading the Bible, is an activity that those who call themselves Christians should do regularly. Now, prayer can take place anywhere and for any occasion, but without a doubt, one of the most popular times to pray is right before consuming a meal. It’s an opportunity to praise and thank Him for providing the food that is about to be eaten.

However, when it comes to praying before a meal, Christians do seem to have a protocol; certain words and phrases are said. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jon attempts to give a friend a quick lesson on how to pray before a meal and what she should and shouldn't say during her prayer. While he tries to be helpful, the lesson doesn’t go very well, but at least there are a ton of laughs.

While she has never prayed out loud before a meal, she doesn’t want to mess it up and asks Jon for a few pointers.

“You’ve never done it?” he asked. “Just talk to God like you’re talking to your best friend.”

This probably wasn’t the best advice, and she starts doing exactly as Jon instructed.

As the lesson continues, Jon becomes increasingly critical and frustrated, ultimately stating, “This is going to go poorly.”

Colossians 3:17 “And whatever you do, in word or in act, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving praise to God the Father through him.”

Jonnie W.’s take on misheard worship lyrics is comedy gold. The popular funnyman will have you rolling with laughter with his bit on church tunes with hard-to-decipher lyrics. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear which song had him confused and the lyrics he added in its place.

Musicians are a special, talented group of people. They have been blessed by God with the ability to produce beautiful, pleasant sounds. Those are gifts that benefit everyone. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy listening to music? Not liking or appreciating music is similar to not enjoying food. How is that possible?

Anyway, when it comes to musicians, there are many different skills. Of course, singing and playing an instrument are the ones that immediately come to mind. However, before a singer, pianist, or guitarist can go on stage and perform, a song and its accompanying lyrics must first be written. Often, these lyrics are crystal clear, easily picked up by everyone who hears the tune.

But there are other instances in which a song’s lyrics are confusing and difficult to decipher. We’ve all been there before and can likely name a handful of songs that we still aren’t sure about what they are saying. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie recalls a time when he was more than a little confused and lost about the lyrics of a worship song. Instead of being silent and not singing, he decided to add his own lyrics.

“And so, I was in a church about six months ago, and they were doing a brand-new song at the time,” he said. “And now I know how it goes. It goes, ‘He is jealous for me, loves like a hurricane, I am a tree.’”

But at the time, he didn’t hear those lyrics. So, he created his own words to this unfamiliar song.

“But that’s not what I heard,” he added. “And so, what I sang was, ‘He is Muhammad Ali, floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.’”

Colossians 3:16 “Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom; teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord.”

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes made a promise to her audience. The popular comedian surprisingly stated that she would do this for those who were in attendance at her show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the unexpected, laugh-out-loud commitment she made with her audience.

All entertainers, whether they be musicians, magicians, ventriloquists or motivational speakers, want to perform in front of the biggest crowds possible. They want to wow and impress hordes of adoring fans while basking in the applause and adoration. Also, it doesn’t hurt that the bigger the crowd, the more money the entertainer will ultimately make.

While performing in front of thousands and selling out massive venues every night is the dream of every entertainer, only a handful ever reach that level. However, those who do manage to play in front of huge crowds of adoring fans are the most successful entertainers, the ones who make you feel as if you’re the only one in the room. There could be thousands in an arena, but they still have the ability to make you feel as if they are singing or doing their tricks and illusions just for you.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah found a unique and hilarious way to personalize her act for every member of her audience. She promised them that she would treat them all just like her family.

“Listen, whether it’s your first time or your fifth time at my show, I’m going to treat y’all just like I treat my family,” she said. “I really will.”

This is an incredibly touching and very unexpected move on her part. But she isn’t done, and it shows that not everything is as it first appears or sounds.

“I’m going to start a group text with you in it,” she added. “I’m going to start a second one with you. Then, I’m going to talk about you in the wrong group text.”

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

This woman shows what happens after the sermon. She demonstrates how people act and respond when the message from the pulpit feels a little bit too personal and on the nose. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what congregants are likely to say immediately following Sunday’s message.

I have no doubt that being a pastor would be an incredibly difficult job. Yes, this is a very important position, but it comes with many responsibilities and obligations. They are responsible for keeping the church up and running. This is already a challenging task, but it becomes even more difficult when considering that, especially at small churches, they are often the only full-time employee.

Many pastors also spent time visiting and ministering to people in hospitals and nursing homes, as well as comforting people who had recently lost a loved one. Oh, and they also deliver a message on Sundays, which they must find time to study for and prepare during their busy week. Additionally, the sermon must be relevant and applicable to congregants’ lives, but not too specific, or people in the church might get offended and hurt. And we couldn’t have that, right?

In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman shows what happens and how congregants talk when the pastor’s sermon touches a nerve and hits a little too close to home. They begin asking questions and speculating about whom the preacher intended to reach with their message.

“Now, who was pastor talking about when he said some people need to quit entertaining foolishness?” she said. “’Cause he looked right at Randy’s row.”

“The pastor said, ‘What’s done in darkness always comes to light,’ and half the church looked at the same couple,” she added.

“The sermon was so specific, I started wondering if pastor got access to Ring cameras,” she mentioned.

These are only a couple of the handful of truly hysterical and relatable comments she makes throughout the short clip.

Matthew 18:20 “For where two or three are assembled in my name, there I am in the midst of them.”

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes on pregnancy and “ugly” babies will have you cracking up. The popular comedian shared how people reacted to her having a baby, and how not every baby is the most beautiful thing she’s seen. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her take on being pregnant, how others reacted to her becoming a mother and how some babies are what she considers “ugly.”

Babies are, without a doubt, a gift from the Lord. There is no bigger blessing than becoming a parent and welcoming a little one into your home and heart. The experience of raising a little one and watching them grow and learn is unlike anything else.

However, not everyone’s journey to becoming a parent is the same. Some couples are extremely fertile and have no issue getting pregnant, while others struggle for years with infertility. Others may choose to delay parenthood, for whatever reason, until later in life. Of course, the point is that no couple’s journey to and experience of becoming a mother and a father are exactly the same.

In a clip posted on YouTube, she mentioned how some people responded to her becoming a mother later in life. She also added her hilariously honest comments, saying she doesn't think every baby is incredibly cute. In fact, she believes that some babies are ugly.

“I posted a picture of my daughter,” she said. “Same day, my friend posted a picture of her grandson. People received this information differently. With her, they’re like, ‘You’re a grandma? No way.’ And with me, they’re like, ‘You just had your first kid? No way. Why?’”

Later in the clip, she shared that one of her concerns while she was pregnant was a fear of having an ugly baby. During an exchange with an audience member, Anjelah proves that she is not the only one who believes babies exist.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”

Zoltan Kaszas recalled his hysterical AMC Theatres experience. The popular funnyman will have you rolling with laughter as he shares what happened to him during a visit to the cinema. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about Zoltan’s time at the movies.

Visiting your local theater is, for the most part, a great way to spend a couple of hours. Who doesn’t love grabbing some popcorn, a Coke and then kicking back and relaxing while staring at the big screen, and disappearing into the world of those characters and that story? Of course, whether it is a good or great outing depends on whether the movie is enjoyable or one that should have been skipped altogether.

While going to the theater is usually a treat, they have gotten some heavy competition in the last couple of years. Streaming platforms are giving theaters a run for their money, to the point that many are questioning whether theaters will be around much longer. So, to fight back against streaming platforms, theater chains have gotten creative, and many of them now offer customers incentives and rewards to come watch films.

In a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan mentioned visiting an AMC theater and learning about its rewards program, noting how he was treated because he wasn’t a member.

Despite the less-than-optimal treatment he and his wife received, by the end of his routine, he started to consider possibly joining the program. Maybe becoming an AMC Stubs member is worth it once you are put in another line and see all the people who walk right by you.

“When did movie theaters start having priority lines?” he asked. “We went to AMC, and they’re like, ‘Are you an AMC Stubs member?’ I’m like, ‘You guys are almost out of business. No, alright? No. Guess what? I never signed up for Spirit either.’”

Proverbs 17:22 “A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.”

Mike Goodwin’s hilarious take on Facebook is too real. The funnyman makes it abundantly clear that he is not a fan of the popular social media platform. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Mike’s hilarious and relatable bit about Facebook.

It’s nearly impossible to get away from social media today. Seemingly everywhere we turn, social media is right there, with its endless stream of cat, dog and baby pictures. To say that social media’s presence in society is ever-growing would be putting it lightly.

Social media in and of itself is not a bad thing, but like most everything else in life, it’s how we decide to use it that makes it something to use with caution or avoid altogether. Scroll through any social media platform, and you’re likely to find hate and profanity-filled messages from anyone and everyone, even from high-ranking elected government officials. No one needs to see and be inundated with that kind of stuff day after day.

However, as Mike mentions in a clip posted on YouTube, there is another kind of social media user who is nearly as bad as someone making profanity-laced posts: the oversharer. I assure you that no one cares what you had for lunch or what your dog did today.

“You know, the one thing that is aggravating me now is social media,” he said. “Facebook is getting on my nerves. I don’t know if y’all recognize this, but some people get on Facebook, and they tell all their business. Then they get back on Facebook and say, ‘Y’all need to stay out of my business.’ Like, you just posted it 13 minutes ago. What are you talking about?”

Later in the clip, Mike adds that social media is a big, monumental waste of time and that we would be much better off spending our free time elsewhere, like with our children and helping them with their homework.

Job 8:21 “The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.”