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Tim Conways words of comfort probably did not help much in this classic sketch. The comedic legend attempted to offer some solace during a highly distressing, frightening situation, but it likely did not do the trick. Watch the short but uproarious clip to see this iconic sketch and to hear Tims words that did anything but provide comfort. The Carol Burnett Show is, without question, one of the funniest television programs in history. Its nearly impossible to watch one of the shows many skits and not burst into laughter. Even decades after the show ended, it continues to keep people laughing. Its safe to say that those sketches hold up well, incredibly well. While it was Carol Burnetts show, and shes the person most closely associated with the program, with her name being in the title and all, Tim Conway regularly stole the show from her, and anyone else in a skit with him. No one could possibly argue otherwise with a straight face. Anytime Tim was in a sketch, you knew that anything could happen at any moment, and it was bound to be comedic gold. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, playing a priest, enters a prison cell where Carol is being held. She is moments away from being guided down the hall, placed in the electric chair and executed. Tim is there to offer Carol, who is understandably stressed and anxiety-ridden, a little solace and some comfort. While he may have intended to provide her with some comfort, it did not exactly turn out that way. Id like to give you some words of comfort, Tim says to Carol. Thank you, father, but Im not afraid to, to. Carol responds. Fry in the electric chair? Tim interjects. Thank you for those words of comfort, Carol sarcastically shoots back. This type of exchange takes place a couple more times during their conversation, making for a hilarious and iconic skit. How neither of them broke character during this skit, Ill never understand. Psalm 119:76 Let your mercy now be my comfort, as you have said to your servant.

Walgreens shoppers will totally relate to this comedians hilarious observation. The funnyman, Greg Warren, mentioned what is basically an unwritten rule about the popular drugstore chain. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Greg said about Walgreens that will have you doubled over in laughter and gasping for air. As Ive said before, shopping is one of the worst activities that human beings do on a regular basis. I understand that people need things periodically to survive, and that traveling to a store to purchase those items is how we address that need. However, just because shopping is a necessity, an obligation, that doesnt make it any better. Now, when it comes to shopping, grocery shopping is obviously the worst. That is usually nothing more than a series of headaches and frustrations as you constantly encounter people who have completely forgotten about a little something called other people. Its like people, once they enter the grocery store, automatically become extremely self-centered. Is there some switch that gets flipped or something that makes people like this that I dont know about? In a clip posted on YouTube, Greg points out another horrible reality about shopping. Instead of grocery shopping, his hilarious comments focus on visiting and purchasing items at Walgreens. When you walk into Walgreens, they have shopping carts, Greg said. No. No. No. I have met your employees, and they cant handle that kind of volume. I have seen them struggle with two items. Now, were going to encourage people to get 54. Thats a bad idea. Everybody in this room knows the unwritten rule at Walgreens: Whatever you can hold in your hand, thats how much you can buy. Later in the clip, he points out what is likely to happen if a customer walks up to the counter with a cart full of items. And God forbid an old person gets their hands on one of those carts, theyll have to shut it down, he said. Sorry, guys, Walgreens is closed. Mort got a cart. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Youll laugh out loud at these spot-on small-town social media habits. Most of these tactics will likely look and sound familiar if youve spent any time at all on social media. Watch this short, but hilarious and accurate clip to hear about some common small-town social media maneuvers. Social media is more popular than ever before. Platforms like Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube have millions of users who log on every single day. Not only are those sites frequently visited, but they are all readily available for perusal. Whenever you feel the urge to check Facebook or Instagram to see if you've gotten a response to your direct message yet, all you have to do is pull your phone out of your pocket. Facebook and other similar sites are basically virtual public town halls. They let people speak their mind on any and all subjects, as well as air their petty grievances and dirty laundry for all to see. As such, people, especially those living in small towns, have several well-known ways of showing how they are feeling. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman quickly runs through the recognizable actions people take on social media. She is 100 percent correct, nailing every single one of them. You cant just unfriend somebody, she says. You got to post about it, so everybody knows you unfriended somebody. You have to ask for prayers, but you cant say why, she adds. Youre required by law to follow any dramatic post with a Bible verse, she mentions. Facebook drama must be resolved with one person deleting their entire account for six days and then returning like nothing happened, she states. These are just a few of the standard and spot-on social media rules/maneuvers of people who live in small towns. Again, she is more correct than you think. You know you have seen people do all of these at one time or another. Galatians 5:15 But if you are given to fighting with one another, take care that you are not the cause of destruction one to another.

Church trouble? Leanne Morgans marriage story is comedy gold. The popular comedian shared what causes huge blow-ups in her marriage and why they always happen on Sunday mornings. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Leanne explain why church on Sunday morning always causes massive fights between her and her husband. Marriage, despite how movies and television shows depict it, is not a fairytale. People do not say, I do, kiss at the altar and then ride off all happily ever after. Thats not even remotely close to real life, at all. Anyone who is or has been married understands this completely. Sorry to burst your bubble, if thats what you thought. A marriage involves two very flawed people. Those individuals will also have different thoughts and opinions on a variety of topics, so agreement on every subject is unrealistic. Additionally, people are just simply different from one another, as far as personality goes. This often leads to friction and even loud, heated disagreements. Leanne Morgan knows firsthand how differing personalities in a marriage lead to fights, especially when it comes to how people view time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Leanne said that every Sunday, almost like clockwork, she and her husband, Chuck, would end up in a fight over church. Chuck Morgan and I would fight every Sunday morning just like two rabid dogs in the yard, and Im ashamed to tell yall that, she said. But this is what we would fight over: I like to be at church on time. I like to get to church before it starts. Chuck Morgan is a very successful person, and very anal retentive and type-A, and everything is just so, so, so in his life, except time. Later in the clip, Leanne mentions a scenario that perfectly illustrates how different they are when it comes to being on time. I would be sitting in a minivan, in the driveway, with the motor running, with three little children, she said. Chuck Morgan would be standing at the kitchen sink peeling an apple in his underwear. Genesis 2:24 Therefore a man will leave his father and his mother, and will join with his wife, and they will be one flesh.

Insomnia has never sounded so funny, as Dustin Nickerson has nailed it. The comedian hilariously explains what its like whenever youre having issues sleeping. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to listen to Dustin expertly describe insomnia in what is likely the funniest way possible. All our lives, weve heard how crucial it is to get a good nights sleep. Be sure to get those eight hours, they say. As weve gotten older, weve likely learned how right all those people were when talking about sleep. Its difficult to function properly without adequate sleep. You may be able to handle the next day, but odds are youll be a shell of yourself, just going through the motions. So, tossing and turning at night, unable to fall asleep, is never fun. In fact, insomnia can be incredibly frustrating, not to mention how it will negatively impact you the following day. Those who have no issues falling asleep may be unable to understand how someone could struggle to fall asleep. This may be a completely foreign concept to some individuals. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin perfectly and hilariously describes what insomnia is like. Anyone who has ever experienced sleep issues will immediately relate to what hes saying and laugh hysterically as well. Like, I used to just go to sleep, he said. Now, I have a relationship with sleep. My body and brain cannot agree on bedtime. I can be barely able to stand, tired, and bodys like, Hey, brain, we should go to be. And brains like, Totally. Lets do it. This is where, as Dustin points out, things get complicated. And then, as soon as you hit the pillow, brains like, Oh, hey, real quick, here is everything that youre worried about. Here it is, right here, he said. He also mentioned that the brain will then commonly bring up some less-than-great memories and, just for kicks, remind us of the most frightening movie weve ever watched. Good luck trying to get to sleep now. Proverbs 3:24 When you take your rest, you will have no fear, and on your bed, sleep will be sweet to you.

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Zoltan Kaszas got mistaken for Jesus, and his reaction is hilarious. The comedian had an odd encounter in which someone incorrectly identified him as the Son of God, and he had to act quickly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Zoltan describe this interaction and what he did after someone believed he was Jesus Christ. If not for the love, grace and forgiveness of Jesus Christ, none of us would have a chance. Wed all be lost and living in sin and shame, condemned to be forever separated from Him. Thankfully, that does not have to be our end. We can be forgiven and spend eternity with Him. As the Bibles most famous verse, John 3:16 states that God sent His one and only Son, Jesus Christ, to Earth as a living, breathing sacrifice for the sins of humanity. That entire verse is critical, but for a second, concentrate on the part where the verse mentions His one and only Son. He is the messiah, the one the prophecies told of; there will never be anyone else. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan detailed an encounter in which someone believed he was the Son of God. At first, he knew this was probably not a conversation that he wanted to extend, but then something happened that forced him to act quickly, creating a hysterical situation. She yelled at me again, she goes, Throw me a blessing, Jesus, Zoltan recalled. I was like, Well, I cant let my children down. I got to throw this girl a blessing. What if this is a big day for her? What if this is where she turns her life around, cause she got to meet who she thinks is Jesus at the Portland train station? I cant leave her hanging. This could be a monumental day in this womans life. Later in the clip, Zoltan added that he ran into another problem. Heres the problem, though, Ive never seen a blessing thrown, he said. Ive never seen it go down. Is it underhand? Ive never seen it happen. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nerds candy and University of Oregon football? Nate Bargatzes comparison is hilarious. The popular funnyman believes that the two are alike in one surprising and hysterical way. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear what Nate thinks Nerds and Oregon football have in common. Most people have a sweet tooth. In fact, some have a rather large sweet tooth (myself included), craving sugar regularly or semi-regularly. Its hard to relate to those who do not enjoy sweets. How is that even possible? How can you not like sugar in some form? Now, for us normal people, who do enjoy and crave those sweet, sugary treats, we all have our favorites. Without a doubt, we could all rattle off our favorite treats if asked to do so effortlessly (Starburst and Milky Way). Nate, like most people, is a fan of sweets, with Nerds apparently being his favorite. He is such a fan of the popular candy that he often mentions it in his act, commenting on the companys creativity and innovation. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate added that he cannot believe everything that is happening with Nerds and even compared it to the University of Oregons football team. They are pushing boundaries, and thats why theyre excelling, is that youve seen a lot of other candy kind of get stuck, he said. You know, its like, Well, we got a worm, but now its an octopus. And youre like, You see what Nerds? Like, are you out of your mind? Weve got; were in different holders now. Later in the clip, he mentioned that some candies are classics and dont need to change, but Nerds is always doing something, always looking to improve. Where at Nerds, its like Oregon football, where like, we wear a different uniform every day. Only Nate could spot similarities between a particular type of candy and a Big Ten schools football team. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Aaron Weber loves Creed, but someone else took their fandom to a whole new level. The comedian enjoys the rock bands musical stylings, but when he heard what some other Creed did, he was completely blown away. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about Aarons love of Creed and what another fan of the band did that is both unbelievable and pretty hilarious. Creed is a lot like another popular band, Nickelback. Yes, they are both rock bands, and had their heydays around the same time frame, but that is not what makes them alike or connects them in most peoples minds. No, its the fact that they are both mocked endlessly, and those who do enjoy their music do so secretly and would not confess to it publicly. Not everyone, as it turns out, fears retribution and continual and constant mockery for their Creed fandom. Aaron is one of those people. The comedian is not ashamed to admit that he is a fan of the Scott Tap-led band, Creed. He even managed to work his love of Creed into a hilarious bit in his stand-up routine, which will have you rolling with laughter. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explains that he thought he was a huge Creed fan until he heard this story about another Creed fan. Im a big Creed fan, Aaron said. Ive been a Creed fan for a while. I thought I was the biggest fan I knew. I was in the car with my buddy, Tanner. Hes a comedian, and we were driving, and the song, With Arms Wide Open came on. I dont know how it came on, shuffle or something. I put it on. But I said, Man, I love this song, and my buddy Tanner goes, You know I was born to this song. Aaron was taken aback by the comment, unsure what his friend meant. When it was explained to him, he could not believe it. What does that mean you were born to this song? Aaron asked. He said, It was playing when I was born. I was like, Were you born in a bowling alley? How did this happen? Why was there music playing at all? His friend mentioned that his father brought a speaker to the delivery room, and he made sure With Arms Wide Open was playing. Thats the biggest Creed fan I know, right there, he added. His dad was like in the delivery room, Pass me the cord. Umbilical cord? Na,na,na,na the AUX cord. Ephesians 5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;

Youll be laughing at this spot-on take on Midwest party etiquette. Invite someone from the Midwest to a get-together, and they will likely exhibit some, if not all, of these actions. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see and hear how Midwesterners are likely to conduct themselves at a party. The United States of America is a massive country, which spans from the Atlantic Ocean on the east to the Pacific Ocean on the west. Within that large mass of land, there are several landscapes and climates from sweltering, uncomfortably warm to snowy, frigid and everything in between. Whatever your preference, there is bound to be an area of the country that will meet your needs. Additionally, depending on what region of the country youre in at the time, you will encounter different kinds and types of people. For instance, people who live in the Northeast are generally considered more aggressive and in-your-face, while those in the Pacific Northwest are thought to be more laid-back and go-with-the-flow. When it comes to the Midwest, they are thought to be nice, perhaps overly and even annoyingly nice, choosing to defer to others in many situations. A clip posted on YouTube perfectly captures how a typical Midwesterner is likely to act at a party. If youre from the Midwest or know someone who is, these actions and phrases will be very familiar. In the videos opening moments, the Midwesterner arrives at the party with his hands full of food, including tons of dip, even though he was told not to bring anything with him. Then the man keeps asking whether there is anything he can do to help the person throwing the party. He will not take no for an answer and insists on doing something helpful. However, the most hilarious part is when he has a huge personal crisis over a piece of pizza. Oh, no, I cant eat the last slice, he said. Maybe Ill just cut it in half, and then someone else can have the last one. He cuts it and then cuts it a couple more times until there is nothing left. Romans 15:7 So then, take one another to your hearts, and as Christ took us, to the glory of God.

Aaron Webers take on italics will have you cracking up. After hearing the comedians uproariously funny views and thoughts on italics, youll never look at them the same again. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how he used to think about and view italicized words. The English language is a tricky one to master. Its often called one of the most challenging languages in the world to learn. There are so many rules to follow whenever either speaking or writing English, many of which are hard to keep straight. But to complicate matters even further, for every rule in the English language, and there are a lot of them, there is an exception. So, there ya go. Throughout school, from kindergarten through high school and even in college, students are required to take English classes. They take all these classes in the very language we all speak every day, and many people still struggle with something as basic as knowing which form of 'there' to use and when. So, it should come as no surprise when someone becomes more than a little puzzled upon encountering an italicized word. In a clip posted on YouTube, Aaron explained what he used to think italicized words meant. He also gave a deliriously funny real-life example of him responding to an italicized word in the classroom. If Im reading out loud, and a word is just slanted, what do I do with that? he asked. I didnt ask. I assumed. I thought italics meant that I was supposed to read it in an Italian accent. Thats what I thought the word meant. Yall understand how I got there? Well, using this line of thinking, when called upon to read in class, thats exactly what Aaron did, much to the surprise and confusion of his classmates. My friends like, Why did you do that, man? he recalled. I was like, Why did yall not do that? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Capn Crunch isnt for beginners or novices, as Jeff Foxworthys hilarious take makes perfectly clear. The popular funnyman shared why a delicate balance must be struck whenever enjoying the sweet, sugary breakfast cereal. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff says must happen when chowing down a nice bowl of Capn Crunch. It's been said that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Some would likely argue with that statement, because reaching consensus on anything today is nearly impossible, even for something as innocuous and insignificant as breakfast. Some individuals enjoy arguing too much and being contrarians to cede anything. Regardless of ones stance on the importance of breakfast, who doesnt enjoy a bowl of cereal now and then? There is literally something for every taste. If you want chocolate, peanut butter or marshmallows in your cereal, there are plenty of those that qualify. On the other hand, for those who desire a healthier cereal, there are also options available for purchase. Then, there are some cereals that require special instructions for eating. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned what one must do when eating a bowl of Capn Crunch. As he hilariously points out, an individual cannot dive right in and start downing that sweet, sugary goodness. There is a process, a system that must be adhered to, or bodily injury may occur. Fact of life: out of all the cereals, Capn Crunch is the most time-intensive, he said. Heres what Im talking about. You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on, and you will rip the roof of your mouth to shreds. You wait too long after you pour the milk on, and the captain will put a film on your teeth a wire brush cant get rid of. Capn Crunch is not for everybody, especially for beginners and the inexperienced. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes hotel room issue quickly turned into a big, hilarious problem. The popular funnyman had a minor problem in his room, and things spiraled pretty fast, becoming quite the issue and creating plenty of laughs. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the problem Nate ran into in his hotel room, and then everything that followed, as people tried to correct the issue. Human beings are failed and flawed creatures, and so, because of that, no ones life is perfect. Everyone has their problems and issues; things they are going through that may be completely invisible to everyone around them. For the most part, people are doing the best they can, trying to make it through another day. However, despite what we might be experiencing and currently going through, if we stop for a minute and take a step back, well probably soon realize something. Well discover that we are tremendously blessed, given more than we could possibly ever need. Sadly, many people, including me, take a lot of our blessings for granted and completely overlook them. In a YouTube clip, Nate mentioned he discovered a problem with his hotel room: the Chromecast wasn't working correctly. Of course, this is a relatively minor problem in the grand scheme of things, but he still called down to the front desk to let them know what was going on. The events that followed his initial phone call are absolutely hilarious! The oldest voice I ever heard answered the phone, he said. This guy was a Civil War survivor. I mean, he was the age where you go, Thank you for your service. After explaining to the older man his technological dilemma, he sent up a younger person, who turned out to be someone in Nates father's age bracket. He immediately knew this was not going to end well, either. It turned out that his initial assessment and conclusion were proven correct. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Trey Kennedy believes we have way too many parties. The popular comedian is of the belief that not everything, every even remotely significant moment in life requires a celebration. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Treys take on parties and why he believes not every occasion is deserving of a large gathering of family and friends. Life is not always pleasant. Sadly, there will be many instances in which life causes you tremendous pain and suffering. A lot of times, these events and circumstances will arise through no fault of our own. To make matters even more complicated, these will often happen without a moments notice, completely blindsiding us, leaving us entirely unprepared to absorb the hit that is about to take place. Thankfully, when these do happen, many people have friends and family they can rely on for help and support. They offer encouragement, a shoulder to cry on and a listening ear. Also, during much better, happier times, these people will be around to help us celebrate and recognize those special occasions. But do we really need to throw all those parties? Does everything need a large gathering of people? Trey Kennedy questions whether its really necessary. In a clip posted on YouTube, Trey hilariously explained that his sister threw a party to announce that she and her husband were expecting a child. That sounds fine, right? Who doesnt love a baby? But then they threw another get-together to reveal the youngsters gender. Really? My sister, she couldnt just simply notify us shes pregnant, right? Trey said. She was like, Why dont you guys come over this Saturday at 9 a.m.? Right? Shes got the hidden cameras, every corner. And I show up, Im a good sport, but I know whats coming. Later in the clip, when it was time for the gender reveal party, he was in charge of getting the cake for the big moment. He confessed that choosing a confusing color for the cake did cross his mind. And Utah, I thought about ruining it, he said. I thought about it, you know? I asked, I was, like, Ill pay double for yellow. Ill pay double. What does that mean? Oh, youre having a Teletubby! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Leanne Morgan hit the slopes, and comedy ensued. The popular comedian shared what happened to her during a family skiing trip. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Leanne discuss an embarrassing and awkward skiing mishap, and the strange interaction that followed. Many people, for some inexplicable reason, love skiing. Ive never seen the appeal of moving at a high rate of speed down a hill, and in some cases, a mountain, while trying to avoid slamming into trees and your fellow skiers. Skiers pride themselves on conquering this hill or that hill, hopefully doing so without sustaining injury. Oh, and this is also an activity performed outside, in the snow and cold. None of that sounds the least bit interesting to me. Sounds like we might want to leave that to the Olympians. Nevertheless, people enjoy skiing and are often willing to travel long distances. Hilly, mountainous western states such as Colorado and Utah are prime destinations for skiers, offering the perfect places to test their skills. Hopefully, when its all said and done, they come away from their experience with no injuries and all their limbs still intact. In a clip posted on YouTube, Leanne shares that her family tries to go skiing regularly, at least once a year. Her husband and children love the activity, while, given her comments, Leanne doesnt seem too keen on it. Instead, it sounds as if she is just more along for the ride than a true skiing enthusiast. Anyway, as she explained, she was on the ski lift, on her way to the top of the hill, when something odd and unexpected happened to her. In her words, something did not click. I had every intention of skiing that year, she said. I had on everything. I was ready to go, and I know how to get off a ski lift, and I know how to ski. But something did not click that day, and I just fell off that ski lift into the snow. She found herself lying in the snow, near the ski lift, watching as it went around and around her. Eventually, one of the workers at the resort came by and offered her some less-than-helpful words of advice. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Kristin Chenoweth underwent the ultimate soda taste. The actress and singer put her taste buds to the test as she tried to identify popular soft drinks correctly. Watch the short, thoroughly enjoyable and fun clip to see whether Kristin passed or failed the ultimate soda taste test. Americans love themselves some sugar, and it doesnt matter if it comes in the form of food or a drink. However, despite Americans love affair and obsession with sugar, we could all probably stand to consume less of it. Every doctor and medical professional will likely tell you the same thing. Cutting back on the sugar will do wonders for your health and your waistline. Given Americas ever-increasing obesity problem, health should always be top of mind when it comes to food and drink. However, completely cutting out everything that tastes good is no fun. Who wants to live like that? Not me, and Id venture to guess no one else does either. Finding and striking a balance has to be done. Enjoy this or that, but dont overdo it. In a clip posted on YouTube, Kristin sampled a handful of popular soft drinks. But she was unable to see what she was drinking, wanting to see if she really knew what she was consuming without seeing the label. Going into this test, the Broadway star was very confident. She had this. It was going to be a piece of cake. At one point, she claimed that if she didnt recognize the taste of Coca-Cola, her name wasnt Kristin Chenoweth. In the end, the results were not what she expected. She did not do quite so well and only correctly identified a couple of the drinks. She did have an excuse, and one that many people would buy, believing that she had a valid point. She claimed that she did so poorly because the drinks were not cold. Im not sure I would have fared much better. But it would still be fun to try and see how well you could do. 3 John 1:2 My loved one, it is my prayer that you may do well in all things, and be healthy in body, even as your soul does well.